That… Is not what I expected
I have this “level 0” D&D moduale where everyone starts out as NPC classes. It comes with five questionably-drawn pre-generated characters, which are displayed here
His crime is now canon
When no one was looking, Lex Luthor
took forty cakes. He took 40 cakes.
That’s as many as four tens.
And that’s terrible.
OH MY GOD THEY MADE IT CANON
Me: If we were all playing as mice, Mage Hand would be a really powerful spell
Friend: …Goddamn it
Me: Do you ever think about these things
|—||Me and my friend, discussing Dungeons and Dragons|
I feel better today in that I can stand
My throat still feels as though I spent a few hours swallowing chunks of sandpaper though
Remember when Trey parker and Matt stone went to the oscars in dresses and whenever anyone asked about it they would avoid the question with ‘it’s such a magical evening and everyone just looks so spectacular we’re glad to be a part of it all’ and they were on Acid the whole time.
In Denmark, wind power is the cheapest source of energy; in 2016 wind will be half the price of coal and gas: http://bit.ly/1pqHKvW
Scientists achieve quantum teleportation of data with 100 percent accuracy
The breakthrough could prove that Einstein — who derided the idea of quantum teleportation as ‘spooky’ — was wrong.
my sister wrote a paragraph about naruto back when she was in second grade and the teacher called my mom up to the school because my little sister misspelled a word and i memorized the entire thing when she brought it home
I CNAT BRETHA